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[fok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-]

noun, plural foxymora [fok-si-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh]

1. A statement which conflates ignorance, mendacity and ideological purity and helps viewers of Fox News maintain their sense of the world.

2. A person, male or female, somewhat attractive and very malleable, whose on camera job it is to make patently absurd remarks on any and all topics discussed and opine on subjects on which his/her knowledge is embarrassingly miniscule.